More people die from Coconuts each year than Shark Attacks!? (play along -- or go ahead and Google it**)
Exact revenge on the coconuts! When someone is attacked by a shark, people often try to fish-out the sharks, hoping that maybe they'll get the "man-eater". What about these killer coconuts? More deadly than a shark, yet we seem to trust them? Kids don't have nightmares about them. Movies aren't made about them. There's no scary, coconut theme-music. Yet they may be deadly, just the same. In this post, I will instruct you on how to get even with the coconut, while making some nice coconut milk and coconut oil for your next Thai dish.
I mentioned in earlier posts that coconuts are
seabeans that have been
distributed around the world as a crop. They have been highly successful, often overtaking native habitat (another reason to seek retribution from the plant).
I often buy coconut products to cook with (plus they are in suntan oils and other products) but being from Montana and living in Washington state, I don't often prepare fresh coconut. In fact, until living on this island, I did not realize how coconut milk and oil were made. Thus, I've created this post for those of you that could be on an island with little to eat while surrounded by plenty of deadly coconuts as well as those of you hell-bent on evening the score.
Let's get started!
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First, climb a coconut tree (see video below) to get sweetest coconut water.
- Coconut Palm climbing tip #1: Approach the tree nonchalantly, so it doesn't suspect anything.
- Coconut Palm climbing tip #2:Use your hands to pull your feet into the tree.
- Coconut Palm climbing tip #3: Use bare feet, or sandals, or shoes. (I've tried all three and I suck equally in each, but the way that I suck differs.)
- Coconut Palm climbing tip #4: Pick a tree that has a good lean to it.
- Coconut Palm climbing tip #5: Pick a short tree.
2 comments:
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